The Natural World as Calvin and Hobbes see it

calvin-treasureH: Why are you digging a hole?
C: I’m looking for buried treasure.
H: What have you found?
C: A few dirty rocks, a weird root, and some disgusting grubs.
H: On your first try??
C: Yes. There’s treasure everywhere!

From There’s Treasure Everywhere (Calvin and Hobbes) via Ivan Holroyd.